What’s a swimmer’s favorite math? Dive-ision.What’s the best tool for math? Multipliers.Have you ever noticed what’s odd? Every other whole number.What geometric shape removes spells and curses? A hexagon.Why didn’t the quarter jump off a bridge with the dime? It had more cents.What did the math teacher say when his parrot escaped? “Polygon.”.Where did the geometry teacher go on vacation? Who knows? All I know is that she’s polygon.Why can’t you trust a math teacher? They’re always calculating.A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes.What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!.Why did the kid always wear glasses during math class? They improve di-vision.Why did the triangle make the basketball team? It always made three-pointers.After a sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he told the farmer, “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” the farmer replied.Teacher: “Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?” Student: “You told me not to use tables.”.Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? She’d stop at nothing to avoid them.What do you call a tea kettle whistling on the top of a mountain? A high-pot-in-use.Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x.Why are parallel lines so tragic? They have so much in common, but they’ll never meet.Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.Why did the student trust his abacus? She could always count on it.
Which weighs more, 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold? They both weigh the same.What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? Summer.Why can’t you trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? They must be plotting something.Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers? They were all odd.What do you call the number seven and the number three when they go out on a date? The odd couple (but seven is in his prime).What is a math teacher’s favorite snake? A pi-thon.What did one math book say to the other? “Don’t bother me.What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A roamin’ numeral.Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it’s never right.Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because she would have to convert.Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!.Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.How are a dollar and the moon similar? They both have four quarters!.What do you call an adventurous number? A roamin’ numeral.What do you get when you multiply a New York City landmark by itself? Times Square.Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day!.How do you make seven even? Subtract the “S.”.Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!.How do you make time fly? Throw a clock out the window!.What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school? Mothematics.Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight!.What did the spelling book say to the math book? “I know I can count on you!”.Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems.Whether you’re looking for statistics puns or calculus jokes, odds are we’ve got you covered. And if our calculations are correct, these funny math jokes are some of the smartest and easiest-to-remember examples of math humor out there. These math jokes and puns are split into beginner and advanced levels, so you can find the right corny joke for your audience. Recent studies have shown that laughter helps us to learn new things by reducing anxiety and boosting motivation, participation, perception, memory, and attention. These funny math jokes for kids are proof (get it?) that math can be a great source of humor - and humor, it turns out, might even help with those math skills. But if you’re a math teacher or a parent trying to help your kids (keyword: trying) with their math homework, you know a good laugh is exactly what the doctor ordered. When kids want to laugh, they rarely turn to their math homework for jokes.
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